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(to the tune of Blame it on the boogie)
Don't blame it on the Rawly,
Don't blame it on the Jordan,
Don't blame it on the Whalley,
Blame it on the Billyarn.
He just can't, he just can't, he just can't
controll his feet.
(To The Tune Of London Bridge Is Falling Down)
Barcelona's Falling Down, Falling Down, Falling Down, Barcelona's Falling
Down, Poor Old Champions. Shall We Kick It Down Some More? Down Some More? Down Some More? Shall We Kick It Down Some
More? F*** OFF BARCA!!
All things bright and beautifull, all creatures big and small, Wirral rule everything and Barca
Rule F*** All!
Oh mi Lads, Should a seen us runnin, ask em why here we cry, Wirral boys are comming, all the lads
and lasses, smiles upon there faces, walking down the manor road, to see the Wirral aces!!
(To the tune of hey baby)
Heeeeyyyy Billy Arnold, uuuuhhhh ahhhhh, I wannna noooooooo If You'll score
a goal, WIDE!!!
Rawly plays for Wirral, He's f****** dynamite, he doesn't play for Barca cause there f**** s***e,
he'l blitz you down the left wing, he'll skin you down the right, and when he plays Road To Nowhere he scores all
f**** night!!
Chim chimeree, chim chimeree, chim chim cheree
who needs Tom Aldred when we've got rawly.
FC Ernest went to Rome to see the Pope,
FC Ernest went to Rome to see the Pope,
FC Ernest went
to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he told them
Who the f*** are FC Ernest........
(To the tune of Lord Of The Dance)
T-bu whoever you may be,
you eat dogs in your own country,
but it could be worse,
you could be scouse,
eating rats in your council house!
(To the tune of I Am The Music Man)
My name is matty rawly,
I come from far away,
Where do you play?
Where do you play?
I play for wirral...
Left back, right back, left midfield,
right midfield, left midfield.
Left back, right back, left midfield,
then i play in goal!
I would walk 500 mile,
then i would walk 500 more.
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles,
to see Alan Wallbank score!
He's big,
He's red,
His feet stick out the bed,
It's Danny Hiiiiillll.
(To Woogie)
Who gives you extra,
Who, who?
WOOGIE!!!
Jordan Hughes, Jordan Hughes
Running down the wing
Jordan Hughes, Jordan Hughes
Running down the wing
Skins pedro once
Skins woogi twice
Jordan Hughes, Jordan Hughes
SHIT HE'S MISSED!
uh ah am adam carr, boobs like a woman
an a wear a bra, av u seen me play football, i'm a big discrace, my shots go all ova da place!!
(Only works in Adam's voice)
(to the tune of que sera)
Billy Arn Arn, Arn Arn,
He'll pass a ball 4 yards,
He's better than Adam Carr (just),
Billy Arn Arn, Arn Arn.
(To the Tune of 'The Flinstones')
Matty, Matty Rawly,
He plays for Wirral and he hates Easy.
From the, town of Bolton,
He goes Peddy bashing with Kieran Colley!!!
(To the tune of 'Lets All Do The Konga')
Chooo, Chooo, Chooo.
Alan Wallbank!!!
Who put the ball in Barcas net,
Who put the ball in Barcas net,
Who put the ball in Barcas net,
Half of F****** Bolton!!
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